I heard the doorbell and answered the door last week. I looked around but nobody was there. A few minutes later the doobell rings again; this time I noticed a snail sliding down the wall under the doorbell. It was leaving this slimy trail on my wall so I ripped him off the wall and threw him as far as I could.
A week later the doorbell rang again; and ewww, that snail was there again...staring at me. Then I could hear his voice. I leaned over to hear him say " what the hell did you do that for?"